My 14 month Old's Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I'm a 14 month old toddler and I am writing to you because my Mommy is giving out my "Christmas list" (and I use that term loosely) to everyone.  But ya' see, what she has on that list, I have absolutely no interest in what. so. ever.  I don't even know where she came up with that stuff!?  Leap Frog magnets for the fridge, more clothes--she didn't even bother asking what my style is!  So let me tell you what I REALLY want for Christmas.

My list is below, and in no particular order.  Whatever is easiest to fit on the sleigh and that the reindeer won't bother with.  Have a very Merry Christmas!

--14 month old toddler

My Christmas Wish List

1. Remote Controls
     These are the highlight of my night!  I play with them usually before I got to bed, and then in the morning when mommy and I come downstairs, I see her searching for them for hours.  I love that game!  I need more to hide and slobber on.

2.One of these things
   No clue what it is or what it does, but they all make a lot of noise, and mommy and daddy are always looking at them. Any of these three models will do.  I'm not picky.

3.  Keys!
  I do like the taste of a good house key, but man those little black squares with the buttons on them are the bomb!!!!  But I would like my own set of keys, and not the plastic ones, the metal ones.  I am not an idiot, I can taste the difference!

4. Items in this bin
  Mommy is always yelling, I mean telling Daddy to "recycle"....so I would like one of everything that is in this bin from; milk jugs, tin cans, cardboard boxes of any kid will do, junk mail, and especially egg crates!

5.  SHOES!
   I would like one in every color, and the bigger the better.  These things are great to hid small toys that can only be felt once mommy or daddy's feet are jammed in there.  I would especially like more of mommy's "nasty hospital shoes".  She puts them on the porch so I can't touch them, but man they are my favorite!

6.  Cords
 I wold like all of these cords, and the power strip with the orange on/off button.  I would like any and all cords in general, but to be quite specific I would like these cords that are located in Daddy's office under the desk.

7. Night Light
 I have one in my room, and they are many through out the house.  I really like the tops that go on them.  It's not shown in the picture because I took it off the other day and Mommy has yet to replace it for me to remove again.  But you know what it looks like right?

8. Dog Food
  Every time I crawl to my dogs Bella & Chloe's bowls someone says "No Sir!" and pulls me away.  If they don't want me to eat it or play in the water, then why is it on the floor where I play?  Geez!

9. Everything in these cabinets
  I would like one of every pot and pan and poisonous chemical that is in the cabinets.  There are these strange contraptions on the cabinets that won't let me in completely, but I will tell you the one by the coffee pot I have broken into a few times, so you can see for yourself all the wonderful electrical glory of toasters and blenders that are in there!